First my MOTHER (read that ridiculous story HERE) and now my AUTHOR!
<---- Yup that's her - the crazy lady in the picture. That's my author, Karen Pokras Toz. She's been on the edge before, but this time she has completely lost her mind. How do I know? Well, I've been snooping around her computer (I KNOW - REALLY, REALLY BAD OF ME) but I was worried about her, because she's been acting kind of strange lately. It's different than Doogle's snooping, because I'm doing it out of love ... he just snoops to be annoying. Trust me, there's a difference. Mine is more like investigating.
Anyway, here's what I found out:
She FINALLY finished writing the last book in that Nate Rocks series - Nate Rocks the City. Can you believe that kid gets FOUR books in his series? I'm not trying to sound ungrateful for my ONE book or anything, but I happen to know for a fact that just as recently as LAST WEEK someone requested she write ANOTHER Millie book. It's true. I found this in my investigating - a message from a fan with Toz's response in blue:
YOU SEE THAT?? ONE & DONE?? What's up with that? People are practically begging her to write another book about me, and she is flat out REFUSING! UNBELIEVABLE. Not only that, upon further snooping ... er ... I mean investigating, I found out that she left this message on a Facebook discussion:
"My character is mad that I'm ending his series ... I'm thinking of giving him a weekly column on my blog."
SAY WHAT? I hope she's not talking about THIS BLOG, because this blog belongs to me ... see that big banner at the top? Last I checked it doesn't say "Millie and Nate Says". Nope, it says MILLIE SAYS. PERIOD. END OF STORY. FINITO. And why should he get a weekly column anyway? Isn't four books enough? I mean some of us only get one book. Just saying.
See what I mean? CRAZY!
Until next time
Hi - I'm Millie. Well, Millicent Marie really, but you can call me Millie. I'm twelve years old. This is my blog. I hope you like it. Tell all your friends, but don't gossip, because gossiping is wrong. So is bullying. I know this for a fact. If you want to know how I know, read my book. Thanks for stopping by!